A TV commercial Id like to see, but probably never will . . .

Wife: Honey! Honey! Im pregnant! Were going to have a baby!

Husband: Really? Are you sure? How do you know?

Wife: Well, because the rabbit finally died . . .

[Wife brings the Energizer(TM) rabbit by the ears into camera view.
Rabbit looks at camera, grins, and then dies (goes limp).]

Narrator: Energizer(TM) , It keeps going, and going, and going,
until its too late . . .