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Sep
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Additional Jokes From "In the news"
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Chef
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect
- British Left Waffles on Falkland
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe
- Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal
- Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- March Planned For Next AugustBlind
- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are
- Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to
- Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor
- These are actual newspaper headlines
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- Hospitals are Sued by 7
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting