10
Feb

Engles / Speak English!

The story goes that there was this lady married to a Caucasian. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but anyhow managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butchers and wanted to buy pork legs. She didnt know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didnt know what to say, and so unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store …
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PS. What were U thinking?

She brought her husband along because the guy could speak English!

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