Ethnic joke on murder

A guy was walking down a street in Ireland when a man approached from behind him and stuck a knife to the the guys throat.

Be you protestant or catholic, the assailant (sp?) asked.

The guy thought If I say Im catholic and hes protestant, Im a dead man. If I say Im protestant and hes catholic, Im a dead man.

After a little thought, the guy said, Im jewish, IM JEWISH.

Aha, the assailant said, I have to be the luckyest Arab in Ireland!

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