Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, hes busy.

Sales person: Well then, can I please speak to your mother? Youngster: (in a whisper) Shes busy too.

Sales person: I see, how about your brother or sister? Can I speak to him? Youngster: (whispering) No. Theyre both busy too.

Sales person: (losing patience) Is there anybody else there I could talk to??? Youngster: (in a whisper) Yeah, the police are here…but they are busy too….

Sales person: ( by now quite exasperated) What are all these people doing that keeps them so busy?!!! Youngster: (still whispering) Looking for me.