Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords…1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.4. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.5. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.6. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.7. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.8. When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wifes new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
26
Oct
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- Toooooo Cute!
- Safety and Natural Selection
- Swadeshi mistaken!
- Two Old Ladies
- Two Canadian Seasons
- The creation story (as told by the cat)
- Glad to be Drunk
- Breakfast
- The Lettuce Joke
- What kind of bunny…..
- Changing Schools.
- Osama/Taliban Jokes
- Whats the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
- Quick Conquer Of Poland
- Shellfish Crab