Old and New Jokes

A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country flight, and settles herself in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her.



Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, Miss, Im sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and youre seated in first class; Im afraid youll have to move.



The blonde replies, Im blonde, and Im beautiful, and Im going to New York to be a model.



Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.



The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely, Im sorry, Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, youll have to move back.



The blonde replies, sweetly, Im blonde, and Im beautiful, and Im going to New York to be a model — and shows no signs of moving.



Frustrated, the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says hell deal with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to the rear, and observes the blonde seated comfortably in first class.



Approaching her with a smile, the captain leans over and speaks quietly into the blondes ear. Almost immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up, and moves quickly to the coach compartment.



Amazed, the senior flight attendant asks the captain, Captain, Im impressed … what did you say to her?



The captain grinned slyly and said, I just told her that the first class cabin doesnt go to New York.