Football Wedding

Two guys are talking about their bosss upcoming wedding, and one says, Its ridiculous! Sure, hes rich, but hes also 93 years old, and shes just 26! What kind of wedding is that?

The other says, Well, we have a name for that kind of wedding in my family.

Oh, yeah? What do you call it?

We call it a football wedding.

The first guy asks, Whats a football wedding?

The other guy laughs and says, Shes just waiting for him to kick off!

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