This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looked like a nice place and he then takes a seat at the bar next to another guy. This is a nice place. Ive never been here before, the first guy says.

Oh really? the other replies, Its also a very special bar.

Why is that? the first guy asks.

Well, you see that painting on the far wall? Thats an original Van Gogh, and this stool Im sitting on was on the Titanic.

Gee, thats amazing! the first guy says.

Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out, youll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and youre pushed back up.

No way, thats impossible, the first guy replies.

Not at all, take a look, the other man replies and walks over to the window, followed closely by the first man. He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10… 20… 30… 40… 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.

See, its fun. You should try it, he says.

Try it? I dont even believe I saw it! the first man shouts.

Its easy. Watch, Ill do it again. And with that, he falls out the window, again. He drops 10… 20… 30… 40… 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh!…he comes right back up and sails back through the window.

Go ahead, give it a try, its a blast! he says.

Well, what the heck, OK…Ill give it a try, the first man says and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10… 20… 30… 40… 50… 100 feet and THUMP!!!!… ends up with a broken arm and leg on the sidewalk below.

After calmly watching the first man fall, the other guy casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, You know, Superman, youre a real jerk when youre drunk!