Old and New Jokes

There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came in asking for a car loan. So he gave the frog the loan application papers. As the frog was filling them out, Paddywhack was looking over his shoulder. In the space for Father the frog wrote in Mick Jagger. Paddywhack said nothing. Then he asked the frog if he had enough money for a deposit. The frog said he didnt but produced a strange looking colourful glass sculpture that he said was worth a whole heap of money. Paddywhack said hed have to talk to his boss about this, so he took the forms and the glass sculpture into his boss office. He told his boss about the papers and asked him if he knew what the sculpture was. To which his boss replied,
Its a nic nac Paddywhack, give the frog a loan. His old mans a Rolling Stone!