A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

As he comes closer, the frog starts to talk. Kiss me and I will turn into a princess.

The guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket.

The frog starts shouting, Hey! Didnt you hear me? Im a Princess. Just kiss me and I will be yours.

The guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.

The frog is really frustrated. I dont get it. Why wont you kiss me? I will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask.

The guy says, Look, Im a computer geek. I dont have time for girls.

But a talking frog is cool!