This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class.

21. Stare continually at the professors crotch. Occassionally lick your lips.

22. Address the professor as your excellency.

23. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if hes been drinking.

24. Shout WOW! after every sentence of the lecture.

25. Bring a mirror and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.

26. Ask whether you have to come to class.

27. Present the professor with a large fruit basket.

28. Bring a seeing eye rooster to class.

29. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay? Become aggitated when the professor cant understand you.

30. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.