It is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
(Yogi Berra)

When you talk to me, shut up!
(Leo Rosten)

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book: Ill waste no time reading it.
(Moses Hadas)

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldnt afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
(Joey Bishop)

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
(Robert Frost)

My mother and father were first cousins. Thats why I look so much alike.
(Unknown)

No, I dont give refunds for bad jokes.