As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked Registration and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
Exactly what do you do here? he asked.
Its quite simple, said the receptionist. This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.
Cool, said the guy, count me in! So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, Beware of Gays. A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: Beware of Gays.
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, Sorry, youve had two warnings!
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