Replace […..] with the name of your president of choice.

One night, President […..] was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? […..] asked.

Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did, advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? […..] asked.

Cut taxes and reduce the size of government, advised Tom.

[…..] didnt sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincolns ghost. Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? […..] asked.

Take a night off and go to the theatre.