A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one

So the brunette goes first, I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and

my life – I just want to go home. POOF, she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, This place sucks, I want to go home too. POOF, she is gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, What is the matter? The blonde said, I wish my friends were here.