Genie in the bottle

There was this man walking on the beach and he found a bottle. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, I will grant you 3 wishes.

The man wished for money. POOF! The genie gave him billions of dollars – more than a man could spend in a lifetime.

The man wished for health. POOF! The genie gave him a perfectly healthy body.

The man wished for happiness. The genie raised his hands to grant the wish, then said, Master, I cannot do that. You need to find that happiness… in your heart. In return for the failed wish, the genie gave the man more money.


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