Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I dont touch a drop.

Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I dont smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I dont do drugs.

Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Havent touched a woman in my life.

Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends!