A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.

I want to get screwed, said the man.

OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot, answered the voice.

The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed.

Minutes passed and nothing happened.

He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.

Hey, exclaimed the sport, I want to get screwed!

What? said the voice, Again?