Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff.

Hillary says to Chelsea, My, my what a fine young lady you have turned out to be. Being a sophomore at Stanford and all, Im so proud!

Hillary proceeds to give Chelsea a hug then speaks softly and asks her a question. Say, I was just wondering since youre all grown up now. Have you , um , had sex yet?.

Chelsea ponders and contemplates then responds.

Um, not according to dad.!