30
May
An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, Oh oh !
The man asked the doctor what the problem was.
Well, said the doc, you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?
No, replied the man.
Do you drink in excess?
No. replied the man.
Do you have a sex life?
Yes, I do!
Well, said the doc, Im afraid with this heart murmur, youll have to give up half your sex life.
Looking perplexed, the old man said, Which half…the LOOKING or the THINKING?