Go Farther

Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, whos at the wheel, reaches over and places his hand on Betsys knee.

Betsy smiles and blushes, and says, Oh Johnny, were married now, you can go farther than that!

So they drove to Laredo for their honeymoon instead.

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