GODs Kids.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even Gods omnipotence did not extend to Gods kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was:

Dont. Dont what? Adam replied. Dont eat the forbidden fruit. God said.

Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve…we got Forbidden Fruit! No way! Yes, WAY!

Dont eat that fruit! said God. Why? Because Im your Father and I said so! said God, wondering why he hadnt stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.

Didnt I tell you not to eat that fruit? the First Parent asked. Uh huh, Adam replied. Then why did you? I dunno, Eve answered. She started it! Adam said. Did not! DID so! DID NOT!

Having had it with the two of them, Gods punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they havent taken it, dont be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

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