Government Employee

A United State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see whats in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

This will look nice on my mantelpiece, he decides, and takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. I wish for an ice cold diet Coke right now! He gets his Coke and drinks it.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside. Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.

He tells the genie his third and last wish. I wish Id never have to work ever again.

POOF! Hes back in his government office.

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