Robert Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested one day, Why dont we take a cruise for a week and make wild passionate love like we did when we were young?He thought it over and agreed. Bob put on his hat and coat and went down to the corner drug store. He stepped up to the counter and asked for a bottle of seasick pills and a box of condoms.Upon returning home his wife greeted him at the door saying, You know dear, Ive been thinking it over. I see no reason why we couldnt manage a month-long cruise. so we could relax and make wild passionate love like we did when we were young.Bob smiled, turned around, and went back to the pharmacy. He stepped up and ordered 12 bottles of seasick pills and a dozen boxes of condoms. Upon returning back home, his wife met him on the porch with a big smile on her face. Bob, I have a marvelous idea. You know, now that our children are all on their own, theres nothing to stop us from cruising around the world.Ill be right back, he said. Back to the drug store he went. When he approached the pharmacy counter, the druggist looked up with a puzzled grin. Bob sheepishly ordered 200 bottles of seasick pills and the same number of boxes of condoms.The startled pharmacist busied himself filling the order, then passed the wrapped package across the counter saying, You know, Mr. Johnson, youve been doing business with me for over thirty years. I certainly dont mean to pry, but if it makes you that sick, why do you keep doing it?