Great hooters

Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad.

Liz, Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay…but you look so sad. Why??

Sally, Cause I just cant get a man.

Liz, Well, you sure wont find one in the middle of the woods.

Sally, Dont be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldnt find it.

Liz, I dont understand what youre talking about.

Sally, Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage.

Liz, So, hows that going help you get a man.

Sally, Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters.

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