A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "Ive played so poorly all day, I think Im going to go drown myself in that lake."The caddy looks back at him and says, "I dont think you could keep your head down that long."