Three couples (friends) travel together to a resort hotel, only to find that
their reservations have been screwed up, and they all have to stay in one
room. There are 2 king-sized beds, and it is decided that the men will all
sleep in one, and the women in the other. In the middle of the night, the guy
in the middle wakes up, and says to the man next to him, Let me out. I have
GOT to get to my wife! I have the biggest hard-on I have ever had, and Ive
got to get to her NOW!

The other guy says, O.K. Do you want me to come with
you?

What the hell for? asks the other.

Because thats MY dick youre holding! says he.