Old and New Jokes

A blonde walked into a hairdressers with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut – but dont touch the headphones o.k.?

Fine said the hairdresser – a little taken aback – but happy for the work.

Three weeks later, the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, Whatever you do … dont touch the headphones

No problem said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the

restraint.

Three weeks later, the same thing happened and dont forget – dont touch the headphones said the blonde. Well, just as the hairdresser was finished, she couldnt resist and she just lifted

one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on the floor of the shop. Oh my God – I think Ive killed her screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself.

She heard the strangest thing… breathe in…breathe out… breathe in…breathe out.