Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.

To which the gentleman said, Oh, I havent told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. Ive changed my will three times!