30
Oct

Heavenly Gates

Three old men stood at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper asked the first man How many times have you cheated on your wife.
The first man said I was married for 50 years and I never cheated on my wife.
The gatekeeper gave the man a Rolls Royce to drive across the bridge into heaven. Then he asked the second man How many times have you cheated on your wife?
The second man said I was married for 50 years and I cheated on my wife one time. So the gatekeeper gave him a Honda and he started off across the bridge into heaven. Then he asked the last man How many times have you cheated on your wife
The last man said I was married for 50 years and I cheated on my wife 5 times.
The gatekeeper gave the man a Pinto and the man started across the bridge.
A while down the road the man in the Pinto and the man in the Honda saw the Rolls Royce pulled off to the side of the road with the driver standing beside it crying. When they pulled over to ask him what was wrong he said:
I just saw my wife and she was riding a skateboard!

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