One day a farmer walks into his hen house and notices his rooster is getting old so he goes down to the market and gets a new one. He brings it home and the old rooster starts eying him and says Ok I know youre young and all but we will have a race and who ever wins gets all the hens in the house Ok? The young rooster says OK we will go ten times around and Ill give you a head start. So they start off the first time around the old one was still in the lead. the third he was catching up and by the fith he had caught up. The farmer hearing all th camotion comes in and shots the young rooster and says Damn, thats the tenth gay rooster I bought this year.