A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.

A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, Were ruined, all the moneys gone and theres no flour for bread.

Then his daughter says, No, papa, I hid the money in my U-know-what.

The farmer said, Youre a good girl, but if your mama was here she could have saved the sack of flour as well!