Old and New Jokes

Over a gynecologists office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." On a plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Dont sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" Door of a plastic surgeons office: "We can help you pick your nose!" On an electricians truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrists office: "If you dont see what youre looking for, youve come to the right place." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. Well wait."