HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer
Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive its the correct one.
Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks hes right.
Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air
Pulls up to a 7 -11
Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky
Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
Gets back into car.
Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
Almost hits a deer
Curses the night
Curses you
Curses the large slurpee
Drives and fiddles with radio.
Yells at you for suggesting the map again
Admits he didnt want to go to Thanksgiving at your sisters anyway.
He hates your sister.
Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel
He had to look up pernicious.
Couldnt find a dictionary.
Finally found a dictionary
Couldnt spell pernicious.
Seethes at the memory of it all
But she is laughing inside…
And of course youre still lost.
17
Dec
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- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
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