A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, Well, arent you going to ask me?

Ask you what? replied the trucker. If Im a boy or a girl, answered the youth.

Dont matter, replied the trucker. Gonna fuck ya anyway.

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