More toilet paper

The toilet paper joke submitted by Peter OToole, handed down from his father,
reminds me of one my father told me:

Two men are occupying booths in a public restroom, when one calls to the other,

There is no toilet paper over here–do you have any over there?

The second man replies, No, sorry, I dont seem to have any, either.

The first man then asks, Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?

The second man says, No, sorry!

The first man pauses, then inquires, Do you have change for a twenty?

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