02
Nov
Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.
The first says, My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found
a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they werent mine!
The second says, My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found
a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!
The third woman fainted.
(Thanks go to Yong Park for this one.)
Seth I. Rich