A couple returned from their honeymoon and its obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The grooms best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

Well, replied the man when we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.

Oh, you shouldnt worry about that too much, said his friend.

Im sure your wife will get over it soon enough – she cant expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!

The groom nodded gently and said, I dont know if I can get over this though… She gave me $20 change!