Ladies – Dont throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women – Leftover wine?? Hello!!Ladies – Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women – Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!Ladies – Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women – Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Petes sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.Ladies – To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women – Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you dont have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.Ladies – When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there wont be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.
Real Women – Go to the bakery – theyll even decorate the son of a bitch for you.Ladies – Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women – Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so dont do it.Ladies – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women – Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.And finally the most important tip….A good friend will come and bail you out of jail……. but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, Damn… that was fun!!