Charismatics: Only one– their hands are already in the air.

Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.

Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against
the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say
how much they liked the old one better.

Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him
how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or
against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey
you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal
relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our
annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number
of light bulb traditions, including incandescent,fluorescent,
three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths
to luminescence.

Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and two or three
committees to approve the change. Oh, and also one to provide a
casserole.

Lutherans: None. Lutherans dont believe in change.