Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, weve got our whole lives ahead of us, and youre inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

Border Collie:

Just one. And then Ill replace any wiring thats not up to code.

Dachshund:

You know I cant reach that damned stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:

Make me.

Lab:

Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Siberian Husky:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while hes busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:

Ill just pop it in while Im bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:

Ill just blow in the Border Collies ear and hell do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:

While its dark, Im going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark …

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? Ive got this hangover…..

Pointer:

I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….

Greyhound:

It isnt moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:

First, Ill put all the light bulbs in a little circle …

Old English Sheep Dog:

Light bulb? Im sorry, but I dont see a light bulb?

German Shepherd:

Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!

Great Dane:

Do any of you need to reach the lightbulb by climbing on my back ???

Hound Dog:

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?