How to Annoy People at Work

How to Annoy People at Work

1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch

paper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)During

meetings, disassemble your pen and accidentaly flip the cartridge

across the room. 4)Staple papers in the middle of the page. 5)ALWAYS

TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON 6)type only in lower case.

7)dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither 8)While making presentations,

occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 9)In the memo field of

all your checks, write for sensual massage. 10)Ask your co-workers

mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.

Mutter something about psychological profiles.

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