She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED PERSON.She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER – She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.She is not EASY – She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.She is not DUMB – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.She does not TEASE or FLIRT – She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.She is not an AIRHEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED.She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.She is not a SLUT – She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.She is not HORNY – She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.She does not GET YOU EXCITED – She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE – She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.