I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will not burp in class… I will not draw naked ladies in class… I did not see Elvis… I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes… Garlic gum is not funny… They are laughing at me, not with me… I will not yell fire in a crowded classroom… I will not encourage others to fly… I will not fake my way through life… Tar is not a plaything… I will not Xerox my butt… I will not trade pants with others… I will not do that thing with my tongue… I will not drive the principals car… I will not pledge allegiance to Bart… I will not sell school property… I will not instigate revolution…