Adolf Hitler dies and finds himself in front of the door of Hell. He knocks, Satan opens the door and asks: Whats your name?

Adolf Hitler, he replies. Satan is flabbergasted. Adolf Hitler? I know what you did on Earth and theres not way I am going to take you in. Indeed, this is Hell, but theres a limit to everything. Hey, why dont you go to Heaven? Follow the road, theres a big door on the right, you cant miss it.

Elated by this stroke of luck, Hitler starts walking towards Heaven.

The following day, theres a knock at the door of Hell. Satan opens and finds Jesus standing outside.

Jesus, what are you doing here?, he asks, surprised.

And Jesus replies: I just escaped from the camp and would like to apply for political asylum!