If I die first..

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. What will you do if I die before you do? Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that shed probably look for a house- sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, What will you do if I die first? He replied, Probably the same thing.

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