[Original–many ideas thought up after watching tonights (4/29) game.]

Top ten proposed improvements for World League American Football for 1992

10. After big plays, pictures of players and what they really do for a
living.

9. Winner of World Bowl plays NCAA division I runner-up.

8. Two expansion teams: the North Dakota Boredom and the Idaho Oat Bran.

7. Fans allowed to participate on 4th down.

6. Bodacious-bouncing-cheerleader-cam.

5. Homer Simpson will be the announcer for the Monday night game.

4. Fan-appreciation night where the first 40,000 fans at any US
home game get a free beer.

3. Use of wrestling referees who miss vital calls.

2. Football-cam (now you can see the action at the source!)

1. Pre-season WLAF.