Incompetent personel at a truck stop

Many years ago when I was about 13 or 14 years old, I went fishing with my father and a friend of his.

On the way back from this expedition, we stopped at a roadside truck stop for lunch. As a waitress approached the table where we were seated, she was picking her nose and scratching her posterior.

When she said, What can I get for you guys? my fathers friend, not missing a beat, said: Bring me two hard boiled eggs and a coconut. I want something you cant get your fingers in!

She turned, hurried back to the kitchen and did not appear again.

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