Its great to be a Man!
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- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- You dont give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.
- The world is your urinal.
- Hot wax never comes near your private areas.
- You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
- Same work … more pay.
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- Wrinkles add character.
- You dont have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
- Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
- If you retain water, its in a canteen.
- People never glance at your chest when youre talking to them.
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with So, notice anything different?
- One mood, ALL the damn time …
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You dont have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking He must be mad at me.
- You dont mooch off each others desserts.
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
- You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You dont have to shave below your neck.
- Your belly usually hides your big hips
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
- You can do your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- Christmas shopping can easily be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th … in 45 minutes.
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